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rhinosplode http://www.rhinosplode.com/ Rhinos pee on trees that other rhinos eat. en-us 2004-11-03T21:40:29-05:00 <![CDATA[<b>U.S. Population Undergoes Historic Shift as P-Diddy Slays 83% of Nation's Youth</b><br>by J. Wasserman]]> http://www.rhinosplode.com/archive/000419.html NEW YORK--In what may be the single most drastic demographic change in the history of the United States, or even... News jwasserman 2004-11-03T21:40:29-05:00 <![CDATA[<b>Kerry calls Bush at 1:00 AM, Asks "Who's Your Daddy?"</b><br>by Keath Lewin]]> http://www.rhinosplode.com/archive/000417.html At 11:40 PM on October 27, a jubilant Senator Kerry started mulling over the idea of taunting his opponent with... Sports jwasserman 2004-10-28T17:04:20-05:00 <![CDATA[<b>Rhinosplode's Live Coverage of the Third Presidential Debate of 2004]]> http://www.rhinosplode.com/archive/000414.html Doug (9:16:42 PM): Pay-go is a cut-rate soda sold at Target, actually Peter (9:16:52 PM): He's uses a falafel... Politics jwasserman 2004-10-14T18:16:46-05:00 <![CDATA[<b>Rhinosplode's Special Coverage of the First Debate of the 2004 Presidential Campaign]]> http://www.rhinosplode.com/archive/000413.html Jeff (8:55:16 PM): Sweet Jeff (8:55:17 PM): it worked Joe (8:55:18 PM): hello Jeff (8:55:22 PM): Hey, Joe. Joe (8:55:25... Politics jwasserman 2004-10-01T22:32:05-05:00 <![CDATA[<b>Been There</b><br>by Nick Parker]]> http://www.rhinosplode.com/archive/000403.html Dear friends of Nick Parker, Michael Feiler and The Disband, It is our pleasure to announce the non-release of Been... jwasserman 2004-09-06T17:41:08-05:00 <![CDATA[<b>What I'm Listening To: Beastie Boys and Sonic Youth</b><br>by Keath Lewin]]> http://www.rhinosplode.com/archive/000394.html My wife cleverly convinced me not to stay up until midnight on June 8 so that I could listen to... Music jwasserman 2004-07-12T11:25:20-05:00 <![CDATA[<b>Connecticut in Turmoil as Insurgents Resist Handover of Power to Rell</b><br>by J. Wasserman]]> http://www.rhinosplode.com/archive/000390.html HARTFORD, CT--Today's transfer of power to incoming Governor Jodi Rell was marred by continuing insurgent violence today, plunging the normally... News jwasserman 2004-07-01T12:00:00-05:00 <![CDATA[<b>What I'm Listening To: cLOUDDEAD and Ray Charles</b><br>by J. Wasserman]]> http://www.rhinosplode.com/archive/000381.html Something new and unsettling, something old and familiar. It's been one of those weeks. Myabe it's the entirely expected (and,... Music jwasserman 2004-06-12T10:41:35-05:00 <![CDATA[<b>Orange</b><br>by J. Wasserman]]> http://www.rhinosplode.com/archive/000379.html The sky, she said. It’s so orange.... Fiction jwasserman 2004-05-31T14:32:54-05:00 <![CDATA[Haiku<br>by Bryan Shaffer]]> http://www.rhinosplode.com/archive/000364.html Philadelphia City of Brotherly Love Pennsylvania REPRAZENT!... poetry Bryan 2004-04-15T11:11:56-05:00 <![CDATA[<b>Haiku</b><br>by Annie and Kat Webb]]> http://www.rhinosplode.com/archive/000362.html I'm an icicle Frozen, winter, blustery Watch me melt away in spring... jwasserman 2004-04-11T16:31:29-05:00 <![CDATA[Make This Mix: Music from and inspired by the motion picture<br>by J. Wasserman]]> http://www.rhinosplode.com/archive/000348.html This was made for a mix swap at olympus-mons.com. I dig the sequence--I think it'll work quite nicely in a... Music jwasserman 2004-03-28T11:06:43-05:00 The Best True Story I Can Tell http://www.rhinosplode.com/archive/000346.html by Bryan ShafferCircumstance. That’s what this story is all about; there is no moral or message. I firmly believe that... Features Bryan 2004-03-24T15:49:07-05:00 <![CDATA[<b>What I'm Listening To: The Klezmatics <i>Rise Up! (Shteyt Oyf!)</i></b> by J. Wasserman]]> http://www.rhinosplode.com/archive/000345.html Does anyone bother denying anymore that the Pogues (when they still had Shane McGowan) were a punk band? I’ll admit... Music jwasserman 2004-03-21T10:16:33-05:00 <![CDATA[<b>Albums We Can't Live Without: Cracker <i>Kerosene Hat</i></b><br>by J. Wasserman]]> http://www.rhinosplode.com/archive/000339.html I just received my fourth copy of this album in the mail (fifth, if you count the dub of... Music jwasserman 2004-02-10T16:50:45-05:00