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Rhinos pee on trees that other rhinos eat.en-us2004-11-03T21:40:29-05:00U.S. Population Undergoes Historic Shift as P-Diddy Slays 83% of Nation's Youth by J. Wasserman]]>
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NEW YORK--In what may be the single most drastic demographic change in the history of the United States, or even...Newsjwasserman2004-11-03T21:40:29-05:00Kerry calls Bush at 1:00 AM, Asks "Who's Your Daddy?" by Keath Lewin]]>
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At 11:40 PM on October 27, a jubilant Senator Kerry started mulling over the idea of taunting his opponent with...Sportsjwasserman2004-10-28T17:04:20-05:00Rhinosplode's Live Coverage of the Third Presidential Debate of 2004]]>
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Doug (9:16:42 PM): Pay-go is a cut-rate soda sold at Target, actually Peter (9:16:52 PM): He's uses a falafel...Politicsjwasserman2004-10-14T18:16:46-05:00Rhinosplode's Special Coverage of the First Debate of the 2004 Presidential Campaign]]>
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Jeff (8:55:16 PM): Sweet Jeff (8:55:17 PM): it worked Joe (8:55:18 PM): hello Jeff (8:55:22 PM): Hey, Joe. Joe (8:55:25...Politicsjwasserman2004-10-01T22:32:05-05:00Been There by Nick Parker]]>
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Dear friends of Nick Parker, Michael Feiler and The Disband, It is our pleasure to announce the non-release of Been...jwasserman2004-09-06T17:41:08-05:00What I'm Listening To: Beastie Boys and Sonic Youth by Keath Lewin]]>
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My wife cleverly convinced me not to stay up until midnight on June 8 so that I could listen to...Musicjwasserman2004-07-12T11:25:20-05:00Connecticut in Turmoil as Insurgents Resist Handover of Power to Rell by J. Wasserman]]>
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HARTFORD, CT--Today's transfer of power to incoming Governor Jodi Rell was marred by continuing insurgent violence today, plunging the normally...Newsjwasserman2004-07-01T12:00:00-05:00What I'm Listening To: cLOUDDEAD and Ray Charles by J. Wasserman]]>
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Something new and unsettling, something old and familiar. It's been one of those weeks. Myabe it's the entirely expected (and,...Musicjwasserman2004-06-12T10:41:35-05:00Orange by J. Wasserman]]>
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The sky, she said. It’s so orange....Fictionjwasserman2004-05-31T14:32:54-05:00by Bryan Shaffer]]>
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Philadelphia City of Brotherly Love Pennsylvania REPRAZENT!...poetryBryan2004-04-15T11:11:56-05:00Haiku by Annie and Kat Webb]]>
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I'm an icicle Frozen, winter, blustery Watch me melt away in spring...jwasserman2004-04-11T16:31:29-05:00by J. Wasserman]]>
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This was made for a mix swap at olympus-mons.com. I dig the sequence--I think it'll work quite nicely in a...Musicjwasserman2004-03-28T11:06:43-05:00The Best True Story I Can Tell
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by Bryan ShafferCircumstance. That’s what this story is all about; there is no moral or message. I firmly believe that...FeaturesBryan2004-03-24T15:49:07-05:00What I'm Listening To: The Klezmatics Rise Up! (Shteyt Oyf!) by J. Wasserman]]>
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Does anyone bother denying anymore that the Pogues (when they still had Shane McGowan) were a punk band? I’ll admit...Musicjwasserman2004-03-21T10:16:33-05:00Albums We Can't Live Without: Cracker Kerosene Hat by J. Wasserman]]>
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I just received my fourth copy of this album in the mail (fifth, if you count the dub of...Musicjwasserman2004-02-10T16:50:45-05:00